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What is the worst type of doctor you can be? gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job? Ovary Enthusiastic
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!
How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same? They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.
Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!
What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam? A few degrees.
What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist? To get a Pabst smear.
Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? They have to smell it but they can't taste it!
How many fingers do I have up? a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
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How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted? His nose is wet.
What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole? A crap smear.
Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? To study abroad.
Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear? I don't know. It was an inside joke.
What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar
What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist? Front-end
What do you call a gynecologist? Lip Reader
How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients? He reads lips.
Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist? Because they both study abroad!
What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist? A pervert.
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Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!
What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both work with crust.
What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ? The smell of their fingers.
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